I woke up ridiculously early to pull an April Fool’s Day prank on my neighbors this morning. I don’t think they read my blog, so I can reveal it here.
First, I’ll tell you about my neighbors. Helge is a native Norwegian who fought with the resistance during World War II, and then immigrated to the U.S. He became a builder, and at one point he owned quite a bit of the countryside that grew into a popular Twin Cities suburb. Eunice is a business manager who’s been running a manufacturing company for years. She started working there as a teenager, so she knows her industry inside-out.
I know they both follow the news closely, which is why I decided to trick them this morning — with last year’s newspaper.
Yes, I saved the Minneapolis Star-Tribune from April 1, 2008. For the last year, it’s been hermetically sealed in the cabinet above my stove. I was careful with it, and this morning, it still looked new.
Well, new enough.
I started watching for the newspaper delivery guy at 4 a.m. When he came by at 5 a.m., I raced out into the darkness like a thief in the night. I was a thief in the night! I stole my neighbors’ newspaper, and replaced it with last year’s edition.
There wasn’t much in the headlines to give the year away. There was a story about the Twins’ upcoming season, and a report about the high price of diesel fuel. I’m not even sure they’ll notice the switch — at least, not right away.
If I know Helge, though, he’ll check the stock markets. Won’t he be happy to see the Dow back up at 12,000?
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Update: I called Helge and Eunice after work today, and asked what they thought of today’s news. Eunice just kind of laughed and said, “We’re a year behind!”
“Helge’s so mad,” she said. “He wanted me to call the Star Tribune and complain.”
I started laughing, and she said, “Corrine … Do you have our paper?”
They were both laughing by the time I got to their door. Helge said he had tried to sit down with the paper at 7 this morning, “But it didn’t add up! There was an article about Bush being in Europe, but Obama’s in Europe today. I looked at the TV listings, but they were all messed up. That didn’t add up. I looked at the weather report, and it was written by Paul Douglas.” (Paul Douglas is a local weatherman who left last year.) “That was strange. I thought, ‘Is Paul Douglas doing the weather again?’”
“Didn’t you look at the date?” I asked.
“I did,” Helge said. “It said April 1!”
“I looked at the obituaries,” Eunice said, “and there was one for the man who designed the Guthrie. I read it and thought, ‘Didn’t he die a long time ago?’”
Until I called, neither one had any clue that I had switched the paper. They both thought it was hysterical that I got up in the night to watch for the delivery man.
“You just don’t seem the type,” Helge said, “but now you’ve got something coming your way, too.”